Max and Yavin the badger arrive as I'm having breakfast; they look exhausted, and I rise to give them the comfortable sofa to relax on.
Their meaty pizza - their reward for pulling an all-nighter overhauling Max's particle accelerator - is placed on the coffee table, and smells way better than my muesli and coffee.
I switch off the TV and offer to pour their soda, which I then do slowly, watching their eyelids droop as I hum a gentle Bavarian lullabye.
After a few minutes, I eat their pizza on my own; I don't like to wake them, and it's a shame to waste it.
After a few minutes, I eat their pizza on my own; I don't like to wake them, and it's a shame to waste it.
Inspired by the Five Sentence Fiction prompt "You Fat Bastard"
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LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou have no conscience!
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Why, Miss? ME, Miss?
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Funny, I don't recall seeing that particular prompt. You truly do have no ethics. But you're funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteHey Jayne! Thank you! I expected this to be a quick gig, but as you know, those five sentences still take some time. Indigo x
DeleteSquealing with glee!
ReplyDeleteHey Roxie! Really? Well, I'm delighted =) I'll try this again sometime. Indigo x
Delete*some* days? ...
ReplyDeleteVery funny for so few words :)
Hey Jenn! Heh, yeah. Some days I don't think about it at all ;) And thank you. Indigo x
DeleteShort but sweet and altogether enchanting. x
ReplyDeleteThankee Jack! Glad to see you back from your latest voyage! Arrrr! Indigo x
DeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteSays all it needs to - about all concerned!
YAM xx
Namaste Yam! Five sentences does seem to convey our general mindset. It's an interesting discipline :) Indigo x
DeleteI love you and your lack of ethics when it comes to pizza! That lullaby works every time!
ReplyDeleteHey Linda! Delighted to see you back and typing again x I'm told other foods are available (curry, wings, shrimp, and such like), but pizza remains a favourite =) Indigo x
Deletemmmmmmmmmm - Pizza!!!!! Who could blame you!!!
ReplyDeleteMia, I salute you =) Indigo x
DeleteThat was great!
ReplyDeleteHey Joanne! Thank you! Indigo
DeleteThat's not unethical... my parents always taught me to clean my plate. And if the plate's in my house, I consider it mine.
ReplyDeleteHey Paula! Damn, I knew I liked you for a reason. We'll have to define terms for my inevitable visit... Roth x
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