Monday, July 15, 2013

* Making It Past The Landmines

This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is PORTENTS 3:1-22

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22 comments:

  1. Dawn @Lighten Up!15/07/2013, 19:09

    A shattered wreck of a man? Wrung dry like an old dish mop?
    Indeed, Indigo - stay the hell in bed!

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    1. Indigo Roth15/07/2013, 20:17

      Hey Dawn! Bless you, I'll do that very thing. Domino's deliver to the bedroom window, too =D Indigo x

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  2. Jayne Martin15/07/2013, 19:15

    Sorry you've been under the weather, my friend. And yes, the Universe, even while crapping on us, does do its best to warn of what's coming. Hoping tomorrow is better. :)

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    1. Indigo Roth15/07/2013, 20:18

      Hey Jayne! This was a while back now, and I'm delighted to say I'm in the pink now. Hmmm, I'm hoping that phrase travels well ;) Indigo x

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  3. Yamini MacLean15/07/2013, 19:21

    Hari OM
    If it helps, you can have this fever I'm fighting. What am I saying?! Wouldn't wish it on a foe, so why a friend. But it was offered in friendship, you know that right...? But this kind of love is not the love you need today, so maybe it was right.

    I told you. I have fever. aaarrrgggllleee. YAM xx

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    1. Indigo Roth15/07/2013, 20:20

      Hey Yam! You have fever? Well damn, thanks for coming over. I hope you're better very soon. Indigo x

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  4. Roxie15/07/2013, 21:49

    Horoscopes never fit quite right for me. I think my parents lied about my birthday. That's more likely than the alternatives, right?

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    1. Indigo Roth15/07/2013, 23:16

      Hey Roxie! If you're at either end of the date range for your sign, you might be "on the cusp", and can potentially use either. Or yes, they lied. Horoscopes don't. Right? Indigo x

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  5. jenny_o16/07/2013, 03:18

    Oh man, I'm glad I'm not - and never was - a Scorpio! That's a brutal horoscope.

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    1. Indigo Roth16/07/2013, 10:37

      Oh Jenn, for shame! We're awesome. Tho of course, most of us are eventually murdered by jilted lovers, jealous colleagues, vengeful spouses, or anyone else who has to spend more than a few hours with us. Indigo x

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  6. nonamedufus16/07/2013, 12:13

    Good strategy, Indigo. Frankly, you had me at bowl-cleansing holiday in the Maldives but because I like you I read the whole thing.

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    1. Indigo Roth16/07/2013, 13:29

      You're a fine fellow Dufus, I've always said it.

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  7. meleah rebeccah16/07/2013, 16:14

    best horoscope ever!

    And I totally agree - "Some days the universe does its best to tell you something. I find it's usually a good idea to pay attention."

    INDEED!

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    1. Indigo Roth17/07/2013, 00:30

      Hey Mia! I think anything that encourages us back to bed is a good thing =) Zzzz, Indigo x

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  8. KZ19/07/2013, 04:06

    I hardly ever pay attention to my horoscope, but reading something like that in the morning paper would definitely give me pause. By the way, what kind of newspapers are you reading over there in the UK? Is everything animated, dynamic, and magical just like in Harry Potter or something?

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    1. Indigo Roth20/07/2013, 18:15

      Hey KZ! Yes indeed, The Daily Prophet has nothing on The Sun or The Daily Mirror. Full of mythical tales. Well, lies. Indigo

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  9. June O'Hara19/07/2013, 17:38

    I hope you're feeling better!

    I've hated being a cancer (crab) -- how much more depressing and weird could a sign be called? Then I saw your blue scorpio. I think we're both in the running.

    I wish they had a Meryl Streep or butterfly sign. Maybe I'll write a letter.

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    1. Indigo Roth20/07/2013, 18:17

      Hey June! I love being a Scorpio, though I'm reliably told that most of us are murdered in the end. You may prefer this one better? Indigo x

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  10. Paula Wooters20/07/2013, 14:47

    Given this horoscope, no wonder you decided to take an extended sabbatical from work! (Although writing is some of the hardest work around.)

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    1. Indigo Roth20/07/2013, 18:18

      Hey Paula! Wait, what? I'm supposed to be WORKING?! Damn, I wish you'd mentioned it earlier... Indigo x

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  11. Britton Swingler05/09/2013, 04:44

    Rip-roaringly funny my friend. I was so in the mood for a good laugh!

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    1. Indigo Roth05/09/2013, 16:20

      Hey Britt! Lighter stuff is thin on the ground these days, my mood seems more intense. I blame the raw meat. But then, I was raised by badgers. Indigo x

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