Thursday, June 27, 2013

Or Even In Her Garden

This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is REDHEADS 1:1-28

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20 comments:

  1. Yamini MacLean27/06/2013, 19:49

    Hari Om
    Trust me. In WAKING, anything can happen. We're still writing the story though...

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    1. Indigo Roth27/06/2013, 20:48

      Namaste Yam! Wowsers, that's rather deep, but I like it. And I do like to think we live in a world of opportunity where anything can happen. Indigo x

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  2. Eolist Petite28/06/2013, 01:32

    HA! yours and mine both...
    i think it sad sometimes that my subconscious seems to have far more religion than i do.

    hope someone at least brought you an ice pack.

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 16:27

      Hey Eolist! Nope, no ice pack. I went from that to being dipped in flour and egg and baked for fourteen minutes. Phew. Indigo x

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  3. nickyf28/06/2013, 03:19

    You should really tell your subconscious to try a friendlier city. :-)

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 16:28

      Hey Nicky! Montreal it is! Wear the tall heels, but mind what you're doing with them please. Indigo x

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  4. jenny_o28/06/2013, 04:26

    Snickering quietly here ... I do love slapstick comedy ... too bad about your devious subconscious and the resulting pain, though.

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 16:32

      Hey Jenn! Comedy?! Remind me to never go see stand-up with you. But YES to old-school slapstick! My personal favourite is Laurel & Hardy's BUSY BODIES. Wonderful! Indigo x

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  5. Pearl28/06/2013, 13:15

    Your dreams are the stuff of nightmares. :-)

    Pearl

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 16:32

      Hey Pearl! Well, we wouldn't want it to be EASY, do we? Indigo x

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  6. Roxie28/06/2013, 14:32

    Guess this is more one of those action/adventure romance movies. You encounter her again later and she is all embarrassed and apologetic, explains about the bad reaction to her experimental cancer treatment, and how she transforms into She-Hulk at the slightest trigger, then sweeps you into her brawny arms and carries you away while you pound your tiny fists against her muscular shoulder , crying, "No. Wait. We hardly know one another!"

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 16:41

      Hey Roxie! That's another dream entirely, but no more fun, I assure you. The one with me being harangued by my salad isn't much fun either. Indigo x

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  7. nonamedufus28/06/2013, 16:54

    As W.C. Fields said: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." I guess it depends on how much pain you can take to the nether regions, Indigo. But then it's only a dream, right?

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    1. Indigo Roth28/06/2013, 17:03

      Hey Dufus! Those are wise words, sir. And believe me, I have no wish to experience any pain in my nether regions or anywhere else. Indigo

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  8. Katherine30/06/2013, 03:31

    OK... although you have about a billion amazing single lines... this is one of your best. Of the billion best:

    "And as I practice my falsetto"

    I was grinning ear to ear. I pictured every moment of it. You want me to beat her up for you! BAD redhead... BAD!

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    1. Indigo Roth30/06/2013, 14:15

      Hey Katherine! Thank you, you're too kind x And all help gratefully received. But I'd be as happy for you to put in a good word for me ;) Indigo x

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  9. Jayne Martin30/06/2013, 21:46

    Eating pepperoni pizza right before bedtime again, huh? And why couldn't she have been a brunette? On behalf of the Sisterhood of the Red, I feel maligned. We may have called you the unspeakable name, but we never would have assaulted you in the nether regions.

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    1. Indigo Roth30/06/2013, 21:55

      Hey Jayne! I hear you, Red, truly. But take heart; in my dreams I am ignored, maltreated, mocked and crushed by beautiful women of all heights, builds and hair colours. But my nether regions thank you, from the bottom of my... well, you know ;) Indigo x

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  10. Jack Sparrow30/06/2013, 23:17

    Quirky to the core!

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    1. Indigo Roth01/07/2013, 10:20

      Hey Jack! I'll take that as a compliment! =) Indigo

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