Sunday, February 17, 2013

* And Would I Mind Awfully?

Today’s tale includes badgers, Max and time travel. For Nicky.

Nicky and Mike over at We Work For Cheese are running a writing challenge throughout February.

I’m fond of Nicky, but her heart and other interesting parts belong to Ziva.

And dammit, they refuse to invite me over.




When pizza is delivered, my heart always races.

This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.

Its reference in the book is 2 ROTH 7:1-26

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30 comments:

  1. Yamini MacLean17/02/2013, 17:21

    Hari Om Roth - and can't help thinking you've been "had" on all accounts here!

    Love your (literary) invention!

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 00:48

      Hey Yamini! Hari Om? Are you uttering the Ineffable Eternal Vibration of Sweetness and Beauty? Cool. And yes, those guys are a handful, I can tell you. Indigo

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    2. Yamini MacLean18/02/2013, 09:48

      Hari Om is the greeting of universality "the God in you is the God in me", so you're on the right vibration! And it has just dawned on me that I have incorrectly addressed you with surname, for which I apologise. Blame fifies female "menopolyximenia"... amends is that you're in the top5 blog roll at My Take!... or would you rather have my veggie pizza recipe?

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    3. Indigo Roth22/02/2013, 21:37

      Hey Yamini! I answer to most things, but Roth will do just fine ;) I feel no need to blame anything; large, complicated and Latin or not. And yes please, but nothing with onion please! Indigo x

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  2. P.J.17/02/2013, 17:49

    Mmmm.... pizza. And badgers. But mainly pizza. Pizza is definitely worth getting. :)

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 00:49

      Hey P.J.! Badgers are awesome, but pizza is awesomer. Yes, that is a word. Indigo

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  3. Ziva17/02/2013, 17:53

    Oh yum, I can practically smell the pizza. Delicious... Wonderful writing once again, Indigo, so sorry you can't have any pizza yourself. ;)

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 16:03

      Hey Ziva! Yes, dieting is hell. But *smells* "Aaaah! I love the smell of jalapeños in the morning!" You'd have loved it, Z! Please come visit! Indigo x

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  4. nonamedufus17/02/2013, 18:23

    Did someone say pizza for breakfast? I'll be right over. Well, maybe not right over.

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 00:43

      Hey Dufus! Hell yeah, there's no holds barred when it comes to pizza consumption my friend. Come over anytime. Indigo

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  5. jenny_o17/02/2013, 19:54

    Oh, I don't think I could stand to receive AND pay, without eating it too :(

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 00:42

      Hey Jenn! It's was purgatory, I tell ya! Indigo x

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  6. nickyf17/02/2013, 22:15

    Thank you for including badgers, Max and time travel for me. But that's not going to win you an invitation. If Ziva and I invite you, then we'll have to invite everyone. It just wouldn't be fair otherwise. How about we just let you have a slice of pizza instead? :-)

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    1. Indigo Roth17/02/2013, 22:52

      Hey Nicky! Somehow, you still manage to make that slice of pizza sound like forbidden fruit. Indigo x

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  7. Linda17/02/2013, 22:49

    Excellent exchange with someone with a cardboard personality. And I must say a very generous act, considering you weren't going to be partaking yourself. Such agony, I feel your pain.

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 00:41

      Hey Linda! *sigh* Yeah. Sometimes, we have to do what's right, goddammit. Indigo x

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  8. Jayne Martin18/02/2013, 01:46

    No pizza for you? Couldn't you just time travel to the future where you're at your desired weight and have a piece then travel back?

    Whatever...

    :)

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 16:05

      Oooh Jayne! That's an awesome concept. But *sigh* with great power comes great responsibility ;) Else bigger trousers. Indigo x

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    2. Linda19/02/2013, 21:33

      Oh, I like Jayne's idea!

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    3. Indigo Roth22/02/2013, 21:38

      Linda, you're not helping! And DAMMIT now I'm hungry!

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  9. Katherine18/02/2013, 02:46

    You are getting me EVERY SINGLE TIME with that! I never expect it!!!!

    When I read Chili on the pizza... I am picturing chili... like someone ladling chili on a pizza... and thought, "wah?!"

    Now, in all honesty, I am craving pizza.

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 16:07

      Hey Katherine! D'you know, it's almost like you believe craving pizza is a bad thing. You'll have to give me a while to get my head round that concept, I'm sorry... Nope, now I've had time to think. I'm not with you at all. Oh, the strange thoughts of foreigners... Indigo x

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  10. Alistair Robertson18/02/2013, 09:21

    Dieting?

    Really???

    What on earth for?

    Fine figure of a man like you......

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    1. Indigo Roth18/02/2013, 16:08

      Hey Alistair! You are, of course, correct. Tho I'm reminded of that scene in ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS:

      "Inside me, there's a thin person trying to get out!"
      "Just the one, dear?"

      But thank you Sir, you flatter me. Indigo x

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  11. Linda Medrano18/02/2013, 18:07

    Looking marvelous is painful. Still, you are doing it! And your future lady friends will be worth the sacrifice. Wait and see!

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    1. Indigo Roth19/02/2013, 00:27

      Hey Linda! Bless you, I hope so! Indigo x

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  12. KZ19/02/2013, 09:49

    Pizza is by far my favorite food, so I'm right there with you, Indigo. By the way, do British people ever actually say "dude" without a sense of irony?

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    1. Indigo Roth19/02/2013, 09:55

      Hey KZ! You're a fine fellow! I favour the meaty end of the pizza spectrum, but I'll pop by for one sometime, whatever your preference. And no, the words just doesn't get used over here. Well, not by ME anyway. Indigo

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  13. Paula Wooters21/02/2013, 23:34

    How do you do it, man? I cannot bear to be around pizza and not eat it. I MUST have it! It's the same way with potato chips. I can't have them in the house because I devour them in one sitting. HMMMM.... perhaps that's something I should address when it's time for the "compulsively" prompt.

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    1. Indigo Roth22/02/2013, 21:39

      Hey Paula! Oh, it was hell in there, I tell you! Roth x

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