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Is it wrong to be chuckling about the guinea pig? Normally I am a kind-hearted person but your description is desperately funny...
ReplyDeleteThe rest, of course, is quite a serious matter.
:)
Hey Jen! No, not at all; the food chain is just part of Nature. the natural predator for genetically-enhanced, banjo-picking guinea pigs is the Tunguskan Uber-Shark. Ask Darwin. Indigo x
DeleteI love this, Indigo! A great way to start my day here...
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for the very sweet comment on my blog - I appreciate that!!
Hope all is well with you and chat soon...
:-) Anna
Hey Anna! Thanks, you're welcome. And I'm glad you got a kick out of this one! You're up on my blogroll now, so I'll be over again sometime soon. Indigo
DeletePoor little critter, of course, better him than you. Still, I'm glad you didn't hear the theme to "Deliverance" playing on that banjo. See, it could have been worse. Much worse.
ReplyDeleteHey Linda! You know, had the guinea pig survived, I would have challenged him to a banjo duel; it's better than squealing like a guinea pig, anyway. Indigo x
DeleteLinda's right... so long as there are no dueling banjos, all will be well.
ReplyDeleteHey Paul! Ha! Well, quite! Excruciating! I went for a weekend away with a girlfriend once. She brought her banjo; worst six months of my life. Roth x
DeleteThis was thoroughly entertaining. Not for you guys, of course. Or the guinea pig... or the banjo... or the table... or the house...
ReplyDeleteHey Nicky! Well, adventure is where you find it, and we take the rough with the smooth; today's horrifying aquatic experience is tomorrow's scar comparison contest. It evens out. Glad you enjoyed! Indigo x
DeleteNever a dull day.
ReplyDeleteHey Claudya! This glorious life is never dull =) Indigo x
DeleteHahaha! Oh dear!
ReplyDeleteHey Kato! We're glad you're here. Just jump in the water and give us a push, will ya? We'll be at the door in no time. Indigo & Max x
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