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So, according to Schrödinger and the Part-Time Evil Genius, as long as I never actually get on the scale, my truth could be that I'm actually quite a lightweight. Which means I have plenty of room for popcorn, (which in turn only serves as a vessel for the butter I crave.)
ReplyDeleteHey Paula! You are wise beyond your modest years, my dear. Throw the scales away! What difference do they make?! Now, how about a nice calorie-conscious curry? On me? Roth x
Delete"... a vessel for butter." Yes!
DeleteYou two are special x
DeleteArtichokes and lobster are my other two favorite vessels for butter. I also love a good curry! So much to eat, so little time!
DeleteOoooh, lobster!
DeleteCreamed corn. That means nothing. I just think it sounds gross. Say it out loud. You'll see.
ReplyDeleteAha, Doc Zibbs!
DeletePleasure to see you, Sir! I've just been over at your blog, and slipped you naughtily into my blogroll. See? ---->
And yes, I can't get past the word "corn" without thinking of Beavis and Butthead. Ruined. Why did they take that from us?
Hope to see you here again! Roth
So with a collider I can turn Niblets into popped corn? Cool. As long as I believe this and you haven't proven me wrong, it is true. My metaphysical universe has just expanded.
ReplyDeleteHey Nancy! No need to build one; Max is working on a kitchen-sized version. It makes getting INTO the kitchen difficult, of course, but... Indigo x
DeleteI love popcorn. Sweet corn, not so much. Genius, indeed.
ReplyDeleteHey Claudya! He knows no limits, unreasonable or otherwise. A true loony. Sorry, I mean genius! Indigo x
DeleteWait a cotton picking minute! I thought I was the only person in the world that talked about "minions". I have had a cauldron full of minions for almost all my adult life. Wait, so iDifficult has a wonky eye? I have one too. Coincidence? I don't think so. Talk about 6 degrees of separation!
ReplyDeleteHey Linda! Six degrees of separation? Let's see... iDifficult is a loony. Another loony is you. Hmmm. That's two, isn't it? =D Indigo x
DeleteMmmm... popcorn.
ReplyDeleteHey Jayne! Come, sit. There's sweet, salty, buttery, über-buttery, and chocolate jalapeño. Now, put that shovel down. Indigo x
DeleteDamn! Now I'm hungry again! Got butter?
DeleteGot a spare lobster or two?
DeleteLots of theory Indigo. Problem is - in my experience - in practice theory very rarely works! Still, it seems to have beaten the averages this time. To be honest, I'd prefer the corn un-popped. Terrible waste of good food IMHO. I'm not surprised he keeps his naughty little secret underground. That's classic PTEG behaviour isn't it. I do find that fact that he keeps his shed in pristine order commendable though.
ReplyDeleteoops - must dash!
TTFN.
Hey Alisatir! Unpopped? Hmmm. Well, you are clearly a man who knows his own mind. As for PTEG - ALL ABOARD! Roth
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