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I call this "slow therapy". When I start getting frantic, I just slow down my breathing and move more slowly. (I use it the most often in the grocery store or at the gas station, where I always seem to get in the slowest queue.)
ReplyDeleteHey Boom Boom! I'm slow a the best of times, but you may be on to something there. And as with most things, go with what works! Roth x
DeleteI usually try to ask myself, "what's the worst thing that can happen?" and that sometimes relaxes me. Sometimes the answer is I will be mutilated, raped, murdered and have my house burned down. So it doesn't always work.
ReplyDeleteBecause you invite strange Arab boys to your home!!!! I rest my case. ;)
DeleteHey Linda! I go with whatever works. But yeah, you have to ask the right question ;> Jayne, play nicely! x Indigo
DeleteTypo, sweetie... I think you meant "Mother says..."
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for you to stop time altogether because I honestly believe you're capable of such things. Hope you got a biscuit, as well. ;)
Hey Jayne! Thanks for the editorial; after midnight isn't my most attentive time. And thanks for the confidence, I try x Indigo
DeleteI quite often slow down time, Matrix style. I look half daft flailing around in slow mo though :)
ReplyDeleteHey Robbie! Your Matrix name is Retro, and you are The One! "Hmmm. Upgrades." Roth
Deletepetite phact: medical science has proven that the aroma of brewing coffee and/or freshly ground coffee beans induces relaxation...
ReplyDeleteyou got a double shot of call all the way. ;)
so glad you realized you were important enough to take care of yourself first. x
Hey Eolist! All these things are true! Now, I must get to work on my EolistBlend coffee branding... Roth x
DeleteI have 18 double espressos a day. I wish I could be as relaxed as you are.
ReplyDeleteHey Max! Frankly, I'm surprised you can even type after that much. Do you shake at the weekends? Roth
DeleteRattle and roll, mate
DeleteThis is why you were voted "boy most likely to initiate an international incident" back at St. Mungo's.
DeleteNothing should come before coffee. Nothing. Not even time. I mean, I imagine that's how it would feel if I drank it :P
ReplyDeleteHey Kato! No coffee for you? But I have this nice jug of EolistBlend... are you sure? Indigo x
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