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Rhino's uh..... Bad eyesight and a poorly developed sense of decorum. While they're certainly likely to sit in awkward places - try taking a photo on the serengeti without one sneaking into frame somewhere despite the declining numbers - they're rarely found sitting on legs and even less likely to be found on the river bank. {at least at the time of day you were probably there}
ReplyDeleteYep you were definitely unlucky. Much more likely to have been a hippo and they're so much easier for the emergency services to move. {They do love a fruit scone - and with your luck that's worth making a note of}
Why do these things always happen when the coffee cup and pizza box is just out of reach?
Hey Alistair! You're a wiser man than me. But fear not, Domino's delivered while I was there. I just got so distracted by pizza, I forgot to ask for help. And yes, rhinos are crashers. Roth
Deleterhnio....oh em gee.
ReplyDeleteHey Lass! Life is full of challenges. And when King came home, they had a beer before moving. Indigo
DeleteThe rhino explains so much...
ReplyDeleteI think it might be the same one that shows up later, tho I can't be sure. I feel a little specieist for saying so, but they all look alike to me.
DeleteCareful there! Some of my best friends are rhinos!
DeleteAnd very nice they are too! Erm.
DeleteHahahaha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHey Jenn! I didn't let it put a crease in an otherwise lovely day =) Indigo x
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