This blog entry has been removed, revised and included in the romping sci-fi epic TESTAMENT: FUNNY BADGERS by Indigo Roth, Red Angel Publishing, 2013.
Its reference in the book is NUMPTIES 8:1-62
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The badgers can't help you now, my friend...
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Hey, they can pass the Preparation H.
DeleteRhinoman would've creeped me out!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Lass! I've changed doctors now; I'm currently signed up with a Bengal tiger who specialises in acupuncture. He could totally take the rhino. Roth x
DeleteOne glance @ Rhinoman doctor and I would have been OUTTA there!
ReplyDeleteYeah, the wig was a giveaway, right?
DeleteYou wrote this post simply so you could use the word "ungulate" in a sentence, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteHey Britt! Oooh, low blow! Referee! I admit that I once wrote a story about a large, four-legged mammal with a trunk, but to be honest that's completely irrelephant. Roth x
DeleteI own a sweatshirt that says, "Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelevant.". I kid you not.
DeleteOh geez, spellcheck struck again! Irrelephant!!!!
DeleteI had to switch mine off for similar reasons. Now I just seem illiterate.
DeleteAye. Looking at my blog it seems that although I'm not dyslexic ir illiterate, sometimes my firngers arrrre.......
DeleteAListair, you're a better man than me Gunga Din. And a damn sight better educated. I was raised by wolves, but I never write, I don't call...
DeleteReading this again after such a long time makes me think that your situation here isn't too bad. You're obviously a young{ish} guy and get the minor tests etc. Wait till your 50th birthday when bowel screening kicks in.
ReplyDeleteThat really does stink!
Keep your pecker up. {especially near rhinos}
Seems like I know your current Doc. Give my best to Dr Balls - that is if it is Claude anyway!
TTFN
Hey Alistair! Sadly not. I got to start them all super-early in my twenties, and it's been one rubber glove after another ever since. Roth.
DeleteSometimes keeping healthy totally sucks! Any time they're moving toward your private parts it feels like there's a rhino doing the exam.
ReplyDeleteHey Paula! Actually, it usually feels like a truck to me, but hey, I'm delicate. No, really! Indigo x
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