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I love that you and your best friend, the fella formerly known as Prince... No. That's wrong. The fella formerly known as iDifficult. Yes. That you always manage to entertain yourselves no matter where you go. I'm glad that no badgers were hurt in the writing of this post. I've grown quite fond of them.
ReplyDeleteHey Jayne! There's always something going on, it's true. Those who claimed to be bored just aren't trying hard enough, or don't realise was a glorious luxury boredom is. As for the badgers, they thank you for the kind thoughts. Indigo x
Deleteis it Spring already!?!
ReplyDeleteBut of course! After sub-zero temperatures last week, it was t-shirt weather yesterday! Roll on Summer! Indigo x
DeleteHah. I'm thinking of all the earnest blogs that announced New Year's resolutions re: diet and exercise. If only diet and exercise could be as amusing as this post.... However, the mere suggestion of a half-eaten zebra in the bathroom may put me off red meat for a decade or two. So I've got that going for me.
ReplyDeleteHey Nancy! I must confess that I really don't eat a lot of red meat. I have no idealistic objection to it, but I just find I eat a lot more chicken and pork. As someone I know often says, "The answer is bacon". And thanks for the thumbs up; I had my doubts about this one. Indigo x
DeleteMethinks a few judicious pounds may be quickly shed if you join King's next outing. I imagine you'll be safe too - if he sticks to the same formula???
ReplyDeleteIf not - hey look on the bright side - at least there won't be any zebra in the bathroom afterwards and anyway, you won't be there to see it.
{just joking Indigo}
Hey Alistair! No thanks, once is enough. Hanging from a balcony in a gazelle suit, with TAGFKAiD hanging onto my butt, while a hungry lion takes swipes at us from a window, is a little too unforgettable. Indigo
DeleteYour stories always amuse me greatly Indigo....keep them up, always!!
ReplyDeleteHey Kato! Bless you miss, but as I always say - I just write them down. Me and Dr. Max (I still can't get use to that name) will have to drop through Toronto sometime with Yavin, and you can experience a typical day in the life. Indigo x
DeleteSpring there means we're heading into colder shorter days.
ReplyDeleteHey Lass! Of course, I forgot you're in the Southern Hemisphere! Plenty of lions and zebra there too, so this tale is probably a familiar enough sight to you? Indigo x
DeleteThe spring was under our bench. I removed it when we left.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but you left your military bent leaning against a tree.
Delete"Silence joins us as we mull that thought over. We ignore him happily."
ReplyDeleteEasily my favourite line - great stuff Sir :)
Hey Robbie! Thank you, you're too kind. I read back over this one earlier, and was surprised how much I liked it. Thanks for the up matey. Indigo
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